Upon the recent success of the “Trinity Experiment”, it has been concluded that the Multiverse Hypothesis is in fact sound, and that alternate realities exist with clear spatial relationships to our own.

Due to our advancements in nuclear transmutation, scientists at PROJECT PREEEST have recently devised an updated Atomic Theory which could potentially alow for the creation of a “bridge” between our reality and our alternate selves.

After extensive research, it has been confirmed that our reality is at the nexus of all existing alternatives. As such, existing alternate realities have been proven to be virtually inferior to our own in categories including, but not limited to; technological developments, biodiversity, species intelligence and species physical aptitude. It has also been proven that the life forms of such alternate realities do not possess a complete sentience or notion of self given their predisposed dependence to our reality.

In consideration of such discoveries as well as our current ecological crisis, President Ryan Gosling has decided to open PROJECT PREEEST to the general public of the United States of America in hopes that once the technicalities of the Atomic Theory have been solved, our nation will be well equipped to transfer itself to a lesser reality and begin to rebuild towards a prosperous and more sustainable future.

Our projected destination is a reality classified as EARTH-0526. Analysts at PROJECT PREEEST believe that EARTH-0526 provides us with the greatest success for our reality transfer given its weakened political climate, abundance of natural resources, and the socio-political decentering of their version of Ryan Gosling. 

If we are able to insert our political structure into EARTH-0526 while simultaneously utilizing the pre-existing labor,  it is extremely probable that the United States of America will be able to establish a world-wide empire for the betterment of our collective people.

However, in light of our dreams of utopia, it must be mentioned that with such prosperity comes a nessecary sacrifice. When the time comes to transfer from our reality to EARTH-0526, we will surely be met with agression and violent resistance. As such, the American people must be willing to readily offer their labor, strength and their lives for a future our children deserve.


In conclusion, the operatives of PROJECT PREEEST - under the oversight of President Ryan Gosling - request your full cooperation and undying support for the changes to come as developments in the Atomic Theory progress. We emplore you to become familiar with the documents on the PROJECT PREEEST site as we draw closer to our destined moment.